Drunkies

So today I had an interesting experience at work. Including today I have been working 10 straight, (all night shifts except today). It was rainy and overcast (I don't know about the rest of you but I tend to be more tired on gloomy days) and I was ready for a break.
So, this couple comes up and the guy is acting like he's on something and was moving a lot like Jack Sparrow from the "Pirates of the Caribbean"movie. He asked for "Marlboro Special Blend Mediums". There's no such thing. It's either S. blends or Mediums. He finally said Mediums. So I rung them up. "No. That's not right. It's too expensive." I tell him it's either one or the other and his wife (I think she's drunk too) is all "your confusing her!" and they say a bunch of things my tired mind doesn't comprehend. After ringing up the S. Blend they decide those are too much too, say a few more things that sound like an attempt at a joke (??) and finally leave. I was kinda scared afterward for whoever was on the road the same time they were!